You take the pump, the story ends; you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the sandal, you leave Barbieland and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more.
I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!